A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . . :)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .


Doctor: "What happened?"


Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."


Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it.... Just gargle and gargle".


2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.


Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.


Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"